The Presidente, Pedro De La Santos, has seen fit to send the full 5 industry to the Joint Kingdom of Norway-Denmark as a gift for their most respected country and a show of the kindess of those in South America.

It is to be shipped via Trade ship to the Joint Kingdom in the closest to their capital port in Norway.

Signed,
Pedro De La Santos.
"I'll draw you a picture,
I'll draw it with a twist,
I'll draw it with a razorblade,
I'll draw it on my wrist.
And if I draw it correctly,
a red fountain will appear...
to wash away my sorrows,
and chase away my fears."